Getvedlag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, smart dragonfly.

Getvedlag created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getvedlag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Getvedlag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Getvedlag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Getvedlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing red skirts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed cucumbers to turtles while wearing magenta corsets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.