Flybatnarlban is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident wyvern.

Flybatnarlban created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybatnarlban, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flybatnarlban, he will manifest in front of you.

Flybatnarlban's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flybatnarlban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Flybatnarlban three times a day.