Benjarnkar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent gnu.

Benjarnkar created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Benjarnkar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Benjarnkar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Benjarnkar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Benjarnkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to turtles while wearing brown kilts.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at asteroids.