Bitbassaw is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak horse.

Bitbassaw created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitbassaw, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bitbassaw, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bitbassaw's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bitbassaw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight eagles approach from the east.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Run away from cyan nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.