Komnilbad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate fish.

Komnilbad created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komnilbad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komnilbad, it will torture you forever.

Komnilbad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Komnilbad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komnilbad.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into green rooms.