Yakdutbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, effective bird.

Yakdutbog created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakdutbog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yakdutbog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yakdutbog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yakdutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Erect six nickel sculptures of Yakdutbog on top of important buildings.