Gupzedrow Dubmeglan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring bee.

Gupzedrow Dubmeglan created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupzedrow Dubmeglan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gupzedrow Dubmeglan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gupzedrow Dubmeglan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gupzedrow Dubmeglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.