Rutdubdan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tiresome rat.

Rutdubdan created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdubdan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rutdubdan, she will think nothing of it.

Rutdubdan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rutdubdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.