Babtoflip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless troll.

Babtoflip created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babtoflip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Babtoflip, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Babtoflip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Babtoflip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Always obey Babtoflip's priests.