Ligfumgon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless hippopotamus.

Ligfumgon created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligfumgon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ligfumgon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ligfumgon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ligfumgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Put Ligfumgon first in all things.

4. Hide if six tapirs approach from the west.

5. Always help cats in need.