Narweefob is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident duck.

Narweefob created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narweefob, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Narweefob, it will not care at all.

Narweefob's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Narweefob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. You must love Narweefob.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Narweefob.

5. Never talk about fire.