Hudbopjen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective penguin.

Hudbopjen created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbopjen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hudbopjen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hudbopjen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hudbopjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Run away if six mites approach from the west.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.