Dodmigdut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish duck.

Dodmigdut created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dodmigdut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dodmigdut, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dodmigdut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dodmigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the south.

3. Do not keep eight snails in a large pit.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Never eat pineapples.