Nigbisscuss is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, conceited squid.

Nigbisscuss created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbisscuss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nigbisscuss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nigbisscuss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nigbisscuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Always look after injured moths.