Ratmanarm is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil unicorn.

Ratmanarm created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratmanarm, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ratmanarm, she will turn you into a goat.

Ratmanarm's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ratmanarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of doves.

2. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing mauve shorts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your face.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.