Narlneg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind manatee.

Narlneg created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlneg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narlneg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Narlneg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Narlneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear pink.