Flagrapomt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring hedgehog.

Flagrapomt created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flagrapomt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagrapomt, he will be mildly annoyed.

Flagrapomt's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flagrapomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Flagrapomt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always wear gray.