Fodgesstarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable cat.

Fodgesstarp created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgesstarp, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodgesstarp, he will turn you into a snail.

Fodgesstarp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fodgesstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never feed tomatoes to manatees while wearing corsets.