Bodfembem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, compassionate dolphin.

Bodfembem created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfembem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodfembem, she will not invite you to parties.

Bodfembem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bodfembem's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Bodfembem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.