Arfbopdit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient octopus.

Arfbopdit created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Arfbopdit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arfbopdit, she will turn you into a hamster.

Arfbopdit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Arfbopdit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Arfbopdit.

2. Arfbopdit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the west.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Arfbopdit on top of important buildings.