Weevin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witless chicken.

Weevin created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Weevin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weevin, he will make you grow a tail.

Weevin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Weevin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Weevin.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.