Monyattflan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet toad.

Monyattflan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Monyattflan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Monyattflan, it will not care at all.

Monyattflan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Monyattflan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monyattflan.

2. Do not take Monyattflan's name in vain.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near horses while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

5. Always look after injured snakes.