Tonbagjan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced ant.

Tonbagjan created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbagjan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonbagjan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tonbagjan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tonbagjan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tonbagjan.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonbagjan.