Yoktiptip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest shrew.

Yoktiptip created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoktiptip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yoktiptip, it will turn you into a duck.

Yoktiptip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yoktiptip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing violet scarves and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat turnips.