Millanwan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous dolphin.

Millanwan created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Millanwan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Millanwan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Millanwan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Millanwan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Millanwan.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Millanwan.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.