Flamdabnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful lobster.

Flamdabnurl created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamdabnurl, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flamdabnurl, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Flamdabnurl's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flamdabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if three turtles approach from the west.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Flamdabnurl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about nebulae.