Cidgarmin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fussy squid.

Cidgarmin created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidgarmin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cidgarmin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cidgarmin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cidgarmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Run away from cyan dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Fast once a month.