Vencepnell is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, merciful crab.

Vencepnell created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencepnell, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vencepnell, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vencepnell's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vencepnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.