Bogpaksig Damgepjen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, quiet skunk.

Bogpaksig Damgepjen created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogpaksig Damgepjen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogpaksig Damgepjen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bogpaksig Damgepjen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bogpaksig Damgepjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never feed cherries to badgers while wearing dresses.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat limes.