Mobjaprutt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonest faun.

Mobjaprutt created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Mobjaprutt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobjaprutt, he will have a low opinion of you.

Mobjaprutt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mobjaprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.