Hotquafzod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind chinchilla.

Hotquafzod created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotquafzod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hotquafzod, it will make you grow a tail.

Hotquafzod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hotquafzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hotquafzod in the centre of the settlement.