Hinyartmin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow coyote.

Hinyartmin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinyartmin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hinyartmin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hinyartmin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hinyartmin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Never eat green fruit.