Zedlitquat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous jellyfish.

Zedlitquat created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedlitquat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zedlitquat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Zedlitquat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zedlitquat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zedlitquat.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look at planets.