Dudbonlakpibpithas is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, contented ferret.

Dudbonlakpibpithas created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudbonlakpibpithas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dudbonlakpibpithas, she will curse you with boils.

Dudbonlakpibpithas' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dudbonlakpibpithas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dudbonlakpibpithas.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never feed tomatoes to ants while wearing shirts.