Sinbelldidbugzanpaglophat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured shrew.

Sinbelldidbugzanpaglophat created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbelldidbugzanpaglophat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sinbelldidbugzanpaglophat, she will turn you into a dog.

Sinbelldidbugzanpaglophat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sinbelldidbugzanpaglophat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about asteroids.