Teennurlmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying dragon.

Teennurlmab created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Teennurlmab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Teennurlmab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Teennurlmab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Teennurlmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Teennurlmab on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.