Bapbiglin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome bat.

Bapbiglin created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbiglin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bapbiglin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bapbiglin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bapbiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.