Genpinhitcapripsitgenjab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, proud chinchilla.

Genpinhitcapripsitgenjab created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genpinhitcapripsitgenjab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Genpinhitcapripsitgenjab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Genpinhitcapripsitgenjab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Genpinhitcapripsitgenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.