Damrowgep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong raccoon.

Damrowgep created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Damrowgep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Damrowgep, it will be very unhappy.

Damrowgep's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Damrowgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Damrowgep.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.