Gaming is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered dryad.

Gaming created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gaming, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gaming, he will not care at all.

Gaming's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gaming's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.