Gaming is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered
dryad.
Gaming created a quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gaming, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Gaming, he will not care at all.
Gaming's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Gaming's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never wear hats.
5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.