Likjadflat is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, witless
frog.
Likjadflat created a top quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Likjadflat, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Likjadflat, he will jump up and down on your head.
Likjadflat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Likjadflat's Holy Commandments1. Never wear red rings.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always wear pink.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.
5. Never bounce in the presence of squirrels.