Likjadflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witless frog.

Likjadflat created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Likjadflat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Likjadflat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Likjadflat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Likjadflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red rings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Never bounce in the presence of squirrels.