Riprennab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, calm gerbil.

Riprennab created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Riprennab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Riprennab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Riprennab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Riprennab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Riprennab loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near whales while wearing brown scarves and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.