Narcinyog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, boastful mink.

Narcinyog created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narcinyog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narcinyog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Narcinyog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Narcinyog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Narcinyog.

5. Never skip in the presence of badgers.