Pinbodsat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing snake.

Pinbodsat created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbodsat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pinbodsat, it will ignore you.

Pinbodsat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pinbodsat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pinbodsat on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing gray skirts and balancing seven tin spheres on your chest.

5. Never look in ponds.
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