Bundabfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident hydra.

Bundabfut created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Bundabfut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bundabfut, he will manifest in front of you.

Bundabfut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bundabfut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bundabfut.

2. You must love Bundabfut.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.