Zedditstig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced spider.

Zedditstig created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zedditstig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedditstig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zedditstig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zedditstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing fawn tights.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.