Benfasren is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy raccoon.

Benfasren created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benfasren, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Benfasren, she will try to impress you with trees.

Benfasren's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Benfasren's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Benfasren on top of all buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Benfasren must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to goats while wearing white skirts.