Davnelldonnibyimgetvenbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing chinchilla.

Davnelldonnibyimgetvenbif created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Davnelldonnibyimgetvenbif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Davnelldonnibyimgetvenbif, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Davnelldonnibyimgetvenbif's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Davnelldonnibyimgetvenbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.