Flowbigvab Bunhivbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless crow.

Flowbigvab Bunhivbonk created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowbigvab Bunhivbonk, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flowbigvab Bunhivbonk, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flowbigvab Bunhivbonk's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flowbigvab Bunhivbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed cherries to birds while wearing kilts.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Run away if five squirrels approach from the south.