Bagnibnibpop is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able mouse.

Bagnibnibpop created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bagnibnibpop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagnibnibpop, it will turn you into a slug.

Bagnibnibpop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bagnibnibpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red scarves.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never paint your arms green.